where else to find me

• YouTube ↑ that button up there ↑
• Twitter / X left when it got weird. it got very weird.
• Facebook for selling used lawnmowers and arguing with cousins
• Instagram pictures of things i didn't do
• TikTok i am not a teenage girl
• Snapchat i am not a teenage boy either
• LinkedIn my professional history is not your concern
• Pinterest boards of crafts i will never attempt
• Reddit i'm definitely on here. i'm not telling you which account.
• Twitch maybe someday. almost certainly not.
• Discord ask around. maybe.
• OnlyFans tempting. no.
• Patreon watching is apparently enough. so they tell me.
• Rumble no.
• Truth Social absolutely not.
• Threads instagram made a twitter. nobody asked them to.
• BlueSky the twitter refugees went here. i watched from a distance.
• Mastodon tried it. nobody knew what was happening. including me.
• Telegram for war correspondents and people buying things they shouldn't
• WhatsApp also meta. hard pass.
• BeReal the entire point of this site is that i'm NOT being real
• Substack if i wanted to write essays you'd know about it
• MySpace it's still there. so is my profile. i am not.
• Vine rip. genuinely.
• Club Penguin banned.
• ??? there is nothing here. move along.